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Weed

stian said:
@Macgregor: "And how the hell do you know that? You big arrogant fuck". I have to ask you the same thing...
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I never stated anywhere that somebody had died by the usage of Marijuana, I was just asking how the big weedmaster himself could be so sure about it
 
SlurpDerp said:
^ The effects have proven effective. Soon the shit will be stormed well.

Little do you know my young learner, the thread was already read and you have already lost.

Time for some facts about Cannabis.

Weed (or cannabis) was invented simultaneously by every religion's god at least 100 years ago in 1969 on the planet Mexico and legalized in 1982 when Hitler lost the cold war. Some people say that God made it. Others will disagree and say that Satan did, but everybody knows that actually it was invented in Colombia, because every single Colombian is an expert on the manufacture of every illegal drug. Afghanistan is now in friendly competition with Colombia, producing 90% of the world's opium and a large percentage of the world's weed. Statistics say that 85% of people die the first time using it, but 100% of survivors report having an all-round more kickass life.

You're too obvious

Cannabis is referred to using many slang terms, such as:
  • Marijuana
  • MJ
  • Weed
  • Pot
  • Ganja
  • Ganj
  • Bhang
  • That Ish
  • Voting third party
  • "I go to the high school football games, but I don't give a shit who wins."
  • "No, mom, I'm not going to go get high"
  • "That's not mine"
  • "Just playing video games at _____'s house"
  • "OH SHIT THE COPS... No, wait, it's cool"
  • "These are my cousin's pants!"
  • "Everyone does it anyways"
  • Pokin' Smot
  • Headies
  • "I know its a lot of food mom, but um like i havent eaten in a while"
  • Buddah
  • Hey do you guyz have ne more pawt, i'm drie man
NB: It's believed that nobody has ever died from using marijuana. That means you could be the first!
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voting third party, lolz
thats pretty funny
 
unknown666 said:
research :)
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Do you seriously think that there is research about every death in the entire world? In every ghetto, in every country, in every continent. I am pretty sure that there are several deaths in less fortunate countries than those we're living in where the cause of death never was determined
 
Exactly. But until there are proven the cause and the cause is cannabis (THC death) we just got to constant that there are none.
 
Hello, my name is me, i never thoguth i can drunk on high when im write. It's nice to see you every personm because i like how it goes. So when you talk about weed don't forget that someime's you can be on otland and then everyone sucks. Anyways i can't speak english but it's nice when i'm doing it with some hot-ass help and then i like what is written here so i love you
i like it and some ass weeed hey anyway i fucked' up and when i see thiws post again i'll probably be out of nowhere ;/ sucks ye?
 
DVEagle said:
Hello, my name is me, i never thoguth i can drunk on high when im write. It's nice to see you every personm because i like how it goes. So when you talk about weed don't forget that someime's you can be on otland and then everyone sucks. Anyways i can't speak english but it's nice when i'm doing it with some hot-ass help and then i like what is written here so i love you
i like it and some ass weeed hey anyway i fucked' up and when i see thiws post again i'll probably be out of nowhere ;/ sucks ye?
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Sorry, don't understand what you're trying to say.
 
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Some people (Pussies) claim to be allergic to it, so, in theory, they could die from it. Even though it's generally accepted that no one ever has in the 2,000+ years of cannabis use by humans. They could die. Seriously. Or suffer extreme brain damage.
Marijuana has been proven to fight brain cancer and increase the smoker's I.Q. by stimulating new brain cell growth, but as a side effect also causes schizophrenia and sometimes obesity. It's up to your mom to decide whether that's a fair trade-off. And, smoking in the parking lot out side of court, well, li'l mister. That'll get you higher than the airport. ♠ Some people claim to take cannabis but "don't inhale". There is a 99.9% chance that anyone who says this is full of shit.
 
SlurpDerp said:
Some people claim to take cannabis but "don't inhale". There is a 99.9% chance that anyone who says this is full of shit.
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Why woiuld they be full of shit? there are plenty of ways to take weed besides inhaling.

You can i.e. eat it, there are MANY recipes including weed, such as brownies, oreo's, cake, butter, soup, tea and many more.
You could also drink it, mixed with water (THC water), you can get really stoned from drinking it.
 
Ye, altho the taste of pure cannabis is often bad (specially common Skunk, Napal and Afgan). Cannabis butter cookies is very very tasty, it's basicly just cookies made up with cannabis butter. I recommend it,

Note: You don't get any effect from cannabis snus because THC can't be taken up that way. Not waste your good weed on trying it.
 
unknown666 said:
Why woiuld they be full of shit? there are plenty of ways to take weed besides inhaling.

You can i.e. eat it, there are MANY recipes including weed, such as brownies, oreo's, cake, butter, soup, tea and many more.
You could also drink it, mixed with water (THC water), you can get really stoned from drinking it.
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i think hes talking about the people with bitch lungs who just suck the smoke into their mouth and blow it out without inhaling it, wasting weed
idk why anyone would claim to do that because it just makes u look like a pussy?

and yes cannabutter is that shitttt
 
Bintzer said:
i think hes talking about the people with bitch lungs who just suck the smoke into their mouth and blow it out without inhaling it, wasting weed
idk why anyone would claim to do that because it just makes u look like a pussy?

and yes cannabutter is that shitttt
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LOL I has Powa-Lungs! I choke only after taking 2 long drags, man my throat turns into a damn desert!
 
I prefer Weed over Alcohol, since I belevive alcohol is more dangerous than weed.
 
OMFG I get tired of all the weedheads on the internet...guess what...NO ONE GIVES A FUCK...get a social life and stop smoking in your closet daily while playing with yourself...

OH AND ONE MORE THING: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

You are prolly the worst case on this forum of a fucker who thinks he's cool and shit...

Why do you/did you start smoking? Oh I know, like 99.9% of other people these days...cause u thought 'it was cool @ the time'

Nigguh, no one cares...

I've smoked a few times, no biggy, but I can still kick it with whoever whenever, don't need to lure fake friends in by being a weedhead unlike most of you nigs here...

Goddamn, this is like you nigs that post about how much pussy u can get...on the internet...another thing...if you was getting so much pussy, you wouldn't be on the internet bragging about it for one...

EDIT: Oh and how many of you lil kids went to school to study any of the shit you say? No one, so stfu and quit listening to the TV, your brother, your buddy or whoever else told you most of your facts, they are most likely wrong too
 
Burrr said:
OMFG I get tired of all the weedheads on the internet...guess what...NO ONE GIVES A FUCK...get a social life and stop smoking in your closet daily while playing with yourself...

OH AND ONE MORE THING: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

You are prolly the worst case on this forum of a fucker who thinks he's cool and shit...

Why do you/did you start smoking? Oh I know, like 99.9% of other people these days...cause u thought 'it was cool @ the time'

Nigguh, no one cares...

I've smoked a few times, no biggy, but I can still kick it with whoever whenever, don't need to lure fake friends in by being a weedhead unlike most of you nigs here...

Goddamn, this is like you nigs that post about how much pussy u can get...on the internet...another thing...if you was getting so much pussy, you wouldn't be on the internet bragging about it for one...

EDIT: Oh and how many of you lil kids went to school to study any of the shit you say? No one, so stfu and quit listening to the TV, your brother, your buddy or whoever else told you most of your facts, they are most likely wrong too
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I tought this thread was meant to speak about maryjane.
What tought you had about it and so on.
umad :(
 
Burrr said:
OMFG I get tired of all the weedheads on the internet...guess what...NO ONE GIVES A FUCK...get a social life and stop smoking in your closet daily while playing with yourself...

OH AND ONE MORE THING: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

You are prolly the worst case on this forum of a fucker who thinks he's cool and shit...

Why do you/did you start smoking? Oh I know, like 99.9% of other people these days...cause u thought 'it was cool @ the time'

Nigguh, no one cares...

I've smoked a few times, no biggy, but I can still kick it with whoever whenever, don't need to lure fake friends in by being a weedhead unlike most of you nigs here...

Goddamn, this is like you nigs that post about how much pussy u can get...on the internet...another thing...if you was getting so much pussy, you wouldn't be on the internet bragging about it for one...

EDIT: Oh and how many of you lil kids went to school to study any of the shit you say? No one, so stfu and quit listening to the TV, your brother, your buddy or whoever else told you most of your facts, they are most likely wrong too
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Cool story bro.
grow up.

@Cloow
Alcohol is more dangerous then weed, that's true.
 
Burrr said:
OMFG I get tired of all the weedheads on the internet...guess what...NO ONE GIVES A FUCK...get a social life and stop smoking in your closet daily while playing with yourself...

OH AND ONE MORE THING: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

You are prolly the worst case on this forum of a fucker who thinks he's cool and shit...

Why do you/did you start smoking? Oh I know, like 99.9% of other people these days...cause u thought 'it was cool @ the time'

Nigguh, no one cares...

I've smoked a few times, no biggy, but I can still kick it with whoever whenever, don't need to lure fake friends in by being a weedhead unlike most of you nigs here...

Goddamn, this is like you nigs that post about how much pussy u can get...on the internet...another thing...if you was getting so much pussy, you wouldn't be on the internet bragging about it for one...

EDIT: Oh and how many of you lil kids went to school to study any of the shit you say? No one, so stfu and quit listening to the TV, your brother, your buddy or whoever else told you most of your facts, they are most likely wrong too
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LOL nobody here thinks they're cool for smoking weed, only you are thinking that up. Weed is only to chill and relax.
@ Unknown666 >>> New Rule: You Rage, You Lose!
@ Lostboy && Cloow >>> Yeah, Ranger Rage is on duty!
 
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