Whats your worst injury in your whole life?

[Bogart]

Everyone stay on-topic, if you don't believe Sublime then just send him a PM him about that, this is not the "do you believe sublime fell down like 80~ meters?" thread.
If you don't feel like staying on topic, I am giving free infractions.

 

[cAnox]

Two years ago I tackled a fat boy on the pitch, he fall on my right foot and the shit got broken on two places. My summer bye, my soccer-career bye.

 

[Enlighthell]

The worst was that one time I broken my finger. What can I say... I'm to awesome to get bad injuries

 

[Tenhum]

Sublime lies

 

[Trith189]

Worst I've ever had would of been septic shock after my appendix ruptured and it took the doctor 3 days before he figured out it was leaking into my body. My worst "self inflicted" injury would probably be when my dog tackled my legs out from under me and I broke my wrist in 2 places.

 

[flaite1]

I used to be an adventurer, but then i took an arrow in the knee, that was my worst injury...

 

[dusieqq]

broken arm and burnt hand

 

[Nevermore]

How much stitches did you got? O:

lots. lol it sucked. was sore for around a month and a half after it went away.

 

[Joepod]

I got ass raped by a horse.

I got torn a new bum hole and had 300+ stitches. I was in hospital for 2 and a half months.

Worst time of my life ;/

 

[knatte1]

I was playing hockey and broke my neck. ^^

 

[Call Me Taffy]

I got a spider bite on the side of my d**k while camping...made my dk come out at a point on the side and I begged God (who I firmly believed in) to not let it be a STD and told him I'd never sleep with another chick if he lets it go away...took like 2 weeks but it disappeared eventually...was scared to shitz lol

And that literally is the worst I can remember...

Never broken a bone, don't have allergies...none of that...

Oh well I did have a stomach ulcer once...but penis was much more scarier...

And no, this isn't a trolling post

 

[Diath]

I got a spider bite on the side of my d**k while camping...made my dk come out at a point on the side and I begged God (who I firmly believed in) to not let it be a STD and told him I'd never sleep with another chick if he lets it go away...took like 2 weeks but it disappeared eventually...was scared to shitz lol

And that literally is the worst I can remember...

Never broken a bone, don't have allergies...none of that...

Oh well I did have a stomach ulcer once...but penis was much more scarier...

And no, this isn't a trolling post

I feel really sorry.