Yo Momma! [tibia version]

[Arlianin]

Yo momma is so stupid that she forgot you were her son!

 

[Neon]

Yo Momma is so tiny she couldn't even carry Short Sword :<

 

[Amrosh]

Yo mamma ate an banana and she slipped on it she was angry and saying who did that? ;P im so noob lol

 

[exrip]

Yo momma is so fat that she cant get out of bed whitout a crane.

 

[hiperkarma]

Yo momma saw Frodo wanking at his bar

 

[elf]

yo momma play tibia in bios.

 

[calum69]

yo momma is so fat when she walked through town she got an instant ban!

The murder of EVERYONE in thais was unjustified

yo mama song!

shes fat shes round she squashes half the town yo mamma, yo momma
shes fat shes round her flab bounces all around yo mama yo momma

-sigh- xD

 

[wyzr]

Yo momma is so big that she overload the World Servers!, yes the 72 servers.

Yo momma is so big that Chuck Norris cant make anything to her!!!

 

[Zoriath]

Yo momma is so dumb that she doesn't know tibia at all!

 

[Colandus]

Yo momma is so fat that when she speak, every NPC respond!

 

[Zoriath]

Yo momma is so ugly, that when people see her, they run away instantly, thinking it is Orshabaal.

 

[Peroxide]

yo momma so fat that whenever she walks around tibia she walks like shes paralyzed...


Your momma is so ugly that when she turned up at an Orshabaal Raid in Edron the orshabaal ran away to hide asap.

Your momma is so ugly they made a new outfit called "Brotherhood" so we can't see her face ;<

Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to buy a pizza from frodo with extra fries

 

[Donio]

Yo moma, and thats it!

 

[Pro Warbringer]

Yo mama is so fat does a guy can mis a SD!

 

[zniC]

yo mama is so fat n scary she was chosen as the great demon overlord

 

[Mazen]

Yo momma is so stupid that she asks a gm what bot he recomends!

 

[hiperkarma]

Yo momma is so big and fat that sex means blowing rockets her up her vagina

 

[Berzerky]

Yo momma is so big and fat that sex means blowing rockets her up her vagina

Thats not about tibia?

Yo' Momma is soo ugly, the eye of the sevens all exploded iwht disgust

 

[Sharp]

yo momma so fat when she uses the uh hotkey, it says, error, cannot find designated target

 

[Jester]

Yo momma is so retarded that when she meet an orshabaal she says, pay or I kill you.