Yo Momma! [tibia version]

[Peroxide]

Yo momma is so fat that when she created her character on Antica when tibia was starting up, Cip had to make more gameworlds so people could actually play

 

[Pro Warbringer]

Yo momma is so retarded that when she meet an orshabaal she says, pay or I kill you.

HAAHAHAH

Yo mama is so fat when she go in PK she get ban automatish(she kills whole thais)

 

[serious]

yo moma is so fat that it takes years when she just want to spin around herself.

 

[Pro Warbringer]

Yo mama is so stupid does she thinks a Orshabaal is a Gamemaster

 

[Yew]

Yo Momma is so fat it took her 3 years to walk from Carlin-Venore to buy some special equipment.

 

[Pro Warbringer]

Yo mama is so nice does she traded me 1KK for 1 GP

 

[Signed Kina]

veeeerrrryy fuuny, at least I tried eh

 

[Neon]

Yo moma is so fat that se weigh the same weigh a lvl 700 EK has in Cap.

 

[serious]

Your moma is so stupid that she's still looking after the sun in tibia

 

[Sharp]

Yo momma so fat when she wore boots of haste she got a message saying "Sorry these boots have no effect on your weight"

 

[Pro Warbringer]

Yo mama is so fat when she want to login she got a error msg "connection timed out" <server crash>

 

[Elesh1337]

Yo mamma is so fat that she wanna be the fatest woman in the world!

 

[Berzerky]

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

 

[Elesh1337]

Yo Mama is so fat and old that she didn't know how to login to rltibia! Ooooooo

 

[Neon]

Yo Moma is so fat that GM banned her when she logged in, because she didn't fit the Depot.

 

[Berzerky]

Yo momma is so fat, that a player thought she was a new cyclops race.

 

[Elesh1337]

Yo Momma is so fat, that she plays rugby in a soccer game

 

[Mazen]

Yo momma is so fat that she can't loggin, it says wrong temple position. <she is bigger than the game world>

 

[elf]

yo mama could absorb chuck norris.

 

[Elesh1337]

Yo Momma is so big that noone else can be online when she's online on all servers in rl tibia!!! ooo