Yo Momma! [tibia version]

[RealSoft2]

Your momas ass is that hairy,
that Kink Kong jump out "Oh my miracle"

 

[izaak]

Your momma is so fat when she walks in tibia the floor titlescrack
an break

your momma is so dumb she dousnt understand the first rookguard quest

your momma is so stupid she tryd to change 100 gold for 1 platinum coin in rl tibia

ur momma is so dumb she says trade to the boat npc

ur momma is so dumb she puts on auto atk players in a non pvp

ur momma is so fat her screen shakes when se walks in tibia

ur momma is so fat she can only play tibia with 1 hand and 1 eye open cause the other hand is needed to lift her eyebrow

your momma is so skinny she escaped from tibia jail true the bars

your momma is dumb she tossed her cash to the bank npc to deposith it

 

[Dante]

yo momma is so cool so she made you spam othand!!!

yes

 

[Waaah]

yo moma is so coolish she made silentdefender stop spam OTLAND OOOOOWWWWHHH PWNT!!!!

 

[Dante]

yo momma is so dumb so she rly think silentdefender will stop spammEk

=)

 

[PewpewLazer]

Your momma is so fat when she walks in tibia the floor titlescrack
an break

your momma is so dumb she dousnt understand the first rookguard quest

your momma is so stupid she tryd to change 100 gold for 1 platinum coin in rl tibia

ur momma is so dumb she says trade to the boat npc

ur momma is so dumb she puts on auto atk players in a non pvp

ur momma is so fat her screen shakes when se walks in tibia

ur momma is so fat she can only play tibia with 1 hand and 1 eye open cause the other hand is needed to lift her eyebrow

your momma is so skinny she escaped from tibia jail true the bars

your momma is dumb she tossed her cash to the bank npc to deposith it

Haha, look at this post it goes from your to ur then back to your again, haha

And yeah, Yo momma is so stupid she thinks mpa is "My plate armor" HEHEHEHE

 

[Moskis]

yo momma is so fat that when she tries to log in it says "Wrong temple position"

 

[Smellic Hunt]

Yo mamma so fat, when you use exiva "yo mamma, is ALWAYS says 'Yo mamma is standing next to you.'

 

[Neon]

Yo Momma's so fat that she can't eat food on tibia because it stands "You are full" all the time.

 

[Smellic Hunt]

Yo mamma so fat, that when she says 'Hi' to a NPC, she gets
16:01 Hello, Yo mamma.

16:01 Hello, Yo mamma. Can i help you?

16:01 Hello, Yo mamma. say {trade} to see what i sell.

16:01 Hello, Yo mamma. Im selling runes and potions! Say {trade} to see what I can offer you.

16:01 Welcome, Yo mamma! I have been expecting you.

 

[Smellic Hunt]

Yo mamma so stupid, that when she died, she Spammed 'HUNTER IS PK!!!1!11, PLX HELP ME' in Game Chat and CTRL+R.

 

[Ascendia]

yo mama is so fat she takes up the whole tibia spawn from temple

i suck xD

Didn't talaturen use this one allready?

 

[Pro Warbringer]

Yo mama is so stupid tht she spawns on a thick ground..

 

[doodles]

yo momma its so fat that she lags out all the server

 

[Fablow]

Yo momma so stupid that under, "how will you contribute" on her tutor application, she put, "I will supply bots for all"

 

[Pitufo™]

Yo momma is SO fat she cant retire from tibia because she cant movee out of his place!

 

[Virus]

Your Momma was so dependence of food so she pays 100 cc each ham

 

[Bazzese]

Yo momma is so fat that she cant get in the depot

 

[bylundjonas]

You momma is so ugly so she is so dead

 

[loveinabottle]

your mother is so stupid that she goes into the opponents vent during obs and doesnt realize that when the pls say "jeden, dwa , trzy" that they are comboing her. (dobra kurwa, spi"