Yo Momma! [tibia version]

[Ecstacy]

Yo momma is so hot, that when every time she moves, a firefield gets created

 

[TriWear]

yo momma is so fat that she needs 4 sqm to move

 

[Ecstacy]

Yo momma is so fat, that she doesn't fit through a temple door

 

[TriWear]

you momma have 20000000 hp cuz her size

 

[Ecstacy]

Yo momma is so bald, even zugurosh get an one look kill while looking.

 

[Kanto]

Yo momma is so fat that she take up 5 spaces at vip.

 

[Quqen]

Tauren is the king of this shit

 

[zieworski denero]

Your momma is so fat that she bleeds chocolate instead of blood ;d

Talaturen pwned at this

 

[Winnerandy]

Your momma is so dumb that she thinks iMac is the new hamburger in McDonald.

 

[Shawak]

Your mama is so fat, when she use utani gran hur, she still can't move, .

 

[Epic]

your mother is so ugly that they confuse her with a defiler :S

 

[Ecstacy]

Yo momma is so fat, that when she gets double paralyzed she gains speed

 

[Amrosh]

Yo Momma is so dumb that she asks the gm for a bot.

 

[Beo]

Yo mommas so fat that she sat on an orshabaal and turned it into a fire devil...


x_x

Yo mommas so fat that when she farted she went from Carlin to Venore.

Yo mommas so fat she almost put Frodo out of business!


:x

 

[RealSoft]

Yo momma is so fat, the carpet refused to fly her to Darashia....

 

[Ecstacy]

Yo momma is fat, that even a whole pk guild can't hit her because of her "Utamo meat"

 

[daadyboy5]

yo momma is so fat, she cudn't get trough the door in the poi room.

 

[Enlighthell]

Yo momma is so stupid she that she was a knight and was hunting with wand of inferno.

 

[Delirium]

Yo momma is so fat that we would have an eternal eclipse if we put her in front of the sun.

Yo momma is so fat that she drains black holes instead of them draining her.

Yo momma is so fat that the diameter of universe is actually the diameter of her head.

 

[Flame Guardian]

Your momma is so fat that she had to get baptized in the King's Gulf.