cirtaboy
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Edited cirtaboys story a bit
HAHA.
Omg that was soo funny.
Well, I'll continue on it then
Once upon a time, there was a hoster. But he was not any ordinary hoster, he was a hoster for the most awesome server ever; Kingdom Age. Everyone was happy around the world, because the staff, had just announced that it will be released in the weekend, but what they didn't know, was that the hoster was really tired, and didn't have time to host the OTserver during the release day, so he decided to act in some brasilian fart porn instead, to some brasilian porno. While he was having fun during the day, everyone was infront of their computer, waiting patiently... They waited, and waited all day. But he didn't get online, so people started to post in the forums. But they got no answer.
Now, everyone were sad, and the hoster was still just wanking. So the project leader, Mock, which had a fetish in bears, decided to... DO NOTHING! Because he was to tired to complain on the hoster, so he just went and studied some bearish (Bear language)
The next day, people were still complaining. So far deep in a cave, there lived an angry troll moderator, called NIRK which was acting like a little bitch. He had no friends, because he was brasilian, and ugly. So he decided to claim revenge on the Open tibia community. He decided to.. Troll them. So he went to his desk, where he had his computer. And started typing out the words on the keyboard;
"hello guys, lolz you know i know something. server commming up 2morrow arnd 20:00 GMT+1 okay? no sad faces, because i am developer lolz?! JAJAJAJA
So after uttering out those words to the community of otserv.br, he started to laugh. - JAJAJAJA DEY WILL NEVER LOLZ AT ME AGAIN, AND NAW I WIL GET ALLOT OF FRINDS BECAUSE I TELL SECRET LOLZ!!!!!!!
The same day, people had read this rumor, and spread it out around various forums, including OTland. Where we have people like Iblue, who already after seeing the first phrase, figured out the lie behind all this. He tried to warn the happy population of OTland, but it was too late, they have already all been given hope, about an OTserver, that would never be released. It was hell. But Iblue never gave up, he just keept spamming, and spamming the forums with his blue text until it was night in br lands, and people just keept complaining and complaining about his blue text. He didn't care. With NIRK still around, there was no time for sleep. But he looked at the clock, and then at the thread, which had just reached the 35+ page mark. So he sleept, and didn't care anymore. Because was bored of talking in blue (who would ever know)... TO BE CONTINUED!
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