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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.
 
You're wrong, Einstein never ever said that, get your facts straight before throwing something like that.
I've seen this around the internet and people just spread this around actually believing it.
"Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." That's something, we the humans, call "definition", that's a very stupid logic over there.
 
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Very Najs. I'ma post one of my own wonders. Do you believe in God? If you do have you read the bible? If you have do you believe in Adam and Eve? If so then why does religion ban incest yet we are all decendents from Adam and Eve, the two first people god made? There is an argument that we could drag on now. :D
 
You're wrong, Einstein never ever said that, get your facts straight before throwing something like that.
I've seen this around the internet and people just spread this around actually believing it.
"Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." That's something, we the humans, call "definition", that's a very stupid logic over thee.
This.

#Thread:
The one who wrote that was/is either very ignorant (science wise) or wrote it a LONG, LONG time ago. The whole thing is flawed.

Evolution not demonstrated? Bitch please: antibiotics.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/10/4/l_104_03.html said:
This silent animation created for Evolution: "The Evolutionary Arms Race" follows the progression of antibiotic resistance. When a sick person takes antibiotics, the drugs begin to kill off the bacteria. But if treatment stops prematurely, it leaves some microbes alive -- the ones with mutations that make them resistant to the drugs. As these survivors multiply, they pass along their protective mutations to all their descendants. In this way, the bacteria evolves into a new drug-resistant strain.

Not enough? Check this retard proof site and educate yourself: TalkOrigins Archive: Exploring the Creation/Evolution Controversy.

Also, "we evolved from monkeys?" LOL no, that's obviously not Einstein. The whole conversation looks like some typical everyday creationist wrote it instead of Einstein... not to ignore the fact that Einstein criticized religion as a whole MANY, MANY times.
 
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Do you happen to be flaite1's brother? Or related to him in certain ways?

As Bogart said, definition....... is it so hard for one to comprehend such things?

I will not say anything further, I think Migxxx and Bogart made things clear, also, I would suggest for you to learn some Physics thermodynamics, optics, electromagnetism. Philosophy could be something you should also learn. Learn more about Albert Einstein, his life and his views. And if you need help learning, I am willing to explain to you, just so you could get your brain detoxified from all that enormous bullcrap it's filled with.
 
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We can then actually say that the Heat is the absence of cold

Since before the big bang theory there was nothing which concludes that it was "cold"

Stars made the Heat which is therefor the absence of coldness and darkness.

Indeed the link is faith but that example is just retarded.
 
Faith also create money

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OP's post is full of fail. Just saying!

Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
::facepalm::
That is not a matter of can / cannot, because we can touch, see, feel, smell a brain(can't head it though) but that would violate too many laws to do so, unlike the concept of God, you cannot do the following.
 
Very Najs. I'ma post one of my own wonders. Do you believe in God? If you do have you read the bible? If you have do you believe in Adam and Eve? If so then why does religion ban incest yet we are all decendents from Adam and Eve, the two first people god made? There is an argument that we could drag on now. :D

LOL also, we would all be really fucking retarded, children that come from brother and sister(or anyone that has very close genes) tend to come out retarded.
 
already saw it some time ago, but instead of posting a big text about my opinion and whatnot, i'll just summarize everything in 1 word:
lame
 
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

This one made me laugh out loud

prove - Wiktionary
 
Dudes forget all that bullshit who said it or not.. I find this debate to be a ownage by the student.. I mean if I could have the chance to do the same to my old teachers that would be so epic :D

nice article or W/E it was :p
 
Lol, how many versions of this are there? this one sucked badly btw, I've read a lot "smarter" ones.

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Well then the professor is a dumbass. If you want to find out if he has a brain or not, you're able to...
 
I believe in GOD, because I whant.
But that don't change nothing, no I'm Wrong, I pray, that what change me a little bit.
But I respect all religions, I don't know if Mine is better or Sucks or. Bah, nothing matters.
Respect me and I'll respect you. Im not different from any one, but I belive in GOD, cuz I whant to have limits, there's a lot of things that I can say but I won't, So if you don't believe in GOD, doesn't matter.
Believe in what you whant and DO whatever you like, life is short get profit!

Be happy mYa Frind!
 
No, cold is the absence of heat actually :)

Heat is generated by the motion of atoms, molecules, and other particles that make up matter, as well as chemical, nuclear reactions, electricity and mechanical dissipation (friction).
 
Heat is generated by the motion of atoms, molecules, and other particles that make up matter, as well as chemical, nuclear reactions, electricity and mechanical dissipation (friction).

Exactly, so cold is the absence of that(?, you are contradicting yourself.
 
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