Funny Tibia Quotes (FTQ)

[Delirium]

I decided to start this thread so we can have some good time and laugh!

Here,you may post funny quotes taken from any channel of Tibia.


Here's mine:

20:11 Egonmaly [22]: where GS?
20:11 Apocalipte Knight [33]: south
20:11 Egonmaly [22]: <<<?

 

[Skylinx]

21:14 Mike [244]: Damn you die??
21:14 Tokasez [51]: yess! how come I lost my aol and not my bp..
21:14 Mike [244]: ...
21:15 Mike [244]: -_-
21:15 Mike [244]: /a 5

ROFLL..

 

[Dante]

http://otland.net/f257/who-want-help-me-channel-rl-tibia-lunara-16561/

this is funny

 

[Delirium]

14:53 Strini [23]: this human in lure scarab to larva, im hunt this, he think deading strini but nonon exura poffpoff im survival

 

[Chris]

18:52 You see Knight of Radiant (Level 103). He is an elite knight. He is Teddy Bear of the Satanic Entities (Romantic).
18:52 Max Deagle [101]: i think u look a bit like a rabbit
18:52 Knight of Radiant [103]: WTF

Knight of Radiant used the full knight outfit which I believe looks like he's wearing a pair of bunny ears, so I told Max Deagle to send him that message after an hour of making fun of Radiant myself. Radiant chased me for like another hour after that, hah.

 

[Elox]

I don't have it copied cause it's an old one from some of my guild mates
A Swedish guildmate to a polish one.

Swe: - Mage bomb in Thais!
Polack: - Who is mega bob?


Another one.. (Same guy, the polish one)
- If I don't die i'll survive

 

[Delirium]

I don't remember the exact name of the player who messaged on Help Channel but I remember the conversation:

Player: asdadasdsadadad
Me: This is not the right place to bash your head on keyboard.

Another one in Help:

Player: SUCK MY COCK
Brandon Blinn: I'll do it
Brandon Blinn: omg ww x_X

(brandon blinn was a tutor at that time)

and one more in Help:

Player: hoe
Player: hoe
Player: hoe
Player: hoe
Player: hoe
Daryl the Crude: This is not the right place to talk about garden tools

 

[Crewe]

This is an old one, when I was going to purchase something from a dude. Cant remember the name but he was polish.

Me: I want to buy it, where are you?
Pol: 15k
Me: No, not how much, where are you?
Pol: yes, 15k

 

[zniC]

lol flyde

and makr0mango moar l0l

 

[Dante]

Me: hiho can you show me where noble armor quest is?
Player: yes if u 1k on way time
Me: ?? what are you talking about? i just want to know the way
Player: yes cum
Me: lets go!
Player: yes plix
Me: 3 min passed can you show the way omfg?!
Player: u 1k me and u show yes okyyyy
Me: nvm noob
Player: report
Me: do that
Player: huntedddd
Me: yeah kill me
Player: if u cum ot i kiel u
Me: remember that its no pvp
Player: yes pvp
Me: :O

well it was one weird day i can tell ya that

 

[Fare]

18:36 Sashra [211]: sell 125 ice rapier
18:36 Alesar: Do you want to buy 125 ice rapiers for 625000 gold?
18:36 Sashra [211]: yes
18:36 Alesar: Thank you. Here you are.
18:36 Sashra [211]: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

10:34 Judge Drake [81]: ey
10:34 Judge Drake [81]: u are hydra?
10:34 Ancient Horna [61]: Nah I'm not hydra.
Nov 18 2006, 00:04:13 CET Killed Judge Drake at Level 81

xDD

 

[Dante]

Sashra didnt want to sell so many?

 

[Fare]

18:36 Alesar: Do you want to buy 125 ice rapiers for 625000 gold?
It was wrong NPC Sashra wanted to sell them, not to buy so, wasted 625k ;d

 

[Dante]

18:36 Alesar: Do you want to buy 125 ice rapiers for 625000 gold?
It was wrong NPC Sashra wanted to sell them, not to buy so, wasted 625k ;d

aha lol lKJAHAHJAKA LOOLL XD! owned xd

 

[Chris]

Reading the "Are you a hydra" one I remember another one. Was when I played at Galana, was part of this guild called the Dwarfhood which owned the Tibianic (guildhouse at greenshore above Thais). So I was standing outside to gain some mana, and suddenly out of nowhere this guy comes and starts talking. hi, edron, yes.

Honestly made my day. ; )

 

[kornholi]

Random BR: I am don't BR.

Other(in gmod):
l33r0y jenkins: I am dont u banned

 

[Dante]

Random BR: I am don't BR.

Other(in gmod):
l33r0y jenkins: I am dont u banned

ajajja xDD

Reading the "Are you a hydra" one I remember another one. Was when I played at Galana, was part of this guild called the Dwarfhood which owned the Tibianic (guildhouse at greenshore above Thais). So I was standing outside to gain some mana, and suddenly out of nowhere this guy comes and starts talking. hi, edron, yes.

Honestly made my day. ; )

haha xd

 

[Nightwish]

the conversation was on spanish but well i ill traduce it
Friend: PK!
Me: Name and Profesion?
Friend: is a paladin, You lose 71 Hitpoints due an atack by a hunter.
Me: idiot that is a monster! run now u are to low to kill him
Friend: fuck i died, go kill him!, he have my loot!
Me: idiot i told you that was a monster
Friend: o yeah? jajajaja oh fuck, btw help me to get the loot.
Me: na, i need to get afk
Friend: ok ill go for my loot.
(Like 20 minutes later)
Friend: i died again
Me: jajajajajajjajajajaja u are a noob
Friend: i know, but help me to get the loot
Me: Hmmmm ok see you on Goblins
Friend: ok
(5 minutes later)
Me: ok take your loot.
Friend: ok ill hunt here you can leave now
Me: ok
(3 minutes later)
Friend: i died again
Me: ajajajajaja

 

[zniC]

lol big rofl at makromans experiences

real tibia can be fun sometimes haha

 

[Fare]

NOT MY QUOTES! But funny;D

21:53 Gingoran [23]: Save the childeren of edron for just 500gp a week, your money can make the difference. transfer your money now!

11:47 Cieniu Assasin [88]: I\'m not br and i can\'t help you. Ask for help on game chat or br tutor.
11:47 Anjo Abilion [37]: br?

13:20 Adrika [111]: where is rashid today?
13:20 Pumbos [132]: we hunt him?

19:02 Gold Orsabaal [15]: PLZ FREE ITEMS ! THAIS ! << No Travel !

15:51 Nanner [225]: 16:11 Tibia Auto: Haste will wear off in 5 seconds.
15:51 Nanner [225]: kurwa nie to
15:51 Nanner [225]: 16:12 You advanced from Level 224 to Level 225.

19:17 Don Kichot Dwa [125]: jak jest error po angielsku?

14:00 Arotimer Vatic [67]: selling respawn dragon lair (venore) left tower

16:03 Rogstah Fearless [207]: but what is rl???
16:03 Arman Bloodhand [188]: rl is long afk
16:03 Fuhkeyu [98]: the short thing at server save

20:32 Beautiful Xena [16]: pl?
20:32 Sajmex rook [14]: ta
20:32 Beautiful Xena [16]: ?
20:32 Beautiful Xena [16]: tailandia?

19:47 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION 10K
19:49 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION 5k
19:52 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION ONE DRAGON HAMM!
19:58 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION 100 GOLDEN COINS !!!!!!
20:00 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION JUST MSG ME AND U GOT IT !!!!!!!!
20:02 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION I GIVE FREE BOHS TO PRO~

18:19 Shoot Draco [20]:whats the meaning of w8?
18:19 Frelynx Knight [50]: wait
18:19 Shoot Draco [20]: fast plix

19:15 Amimus Kosa [92]: 19:15 You advenced from level 91 to level 92.
19:18 Amimus Kosa [91]: i chuj

Channel Game-Chat saved at Tue Aug 12 21:26:31 2008
21:22 Elkmar [60]: hello ppl
21:22 Dearest Departed [20]: hey
21:24 Elkmar [60]: how r u today Dearest
21:24 Dearest Departed [20]: im ok
21:25 Dearest Departed [20]: you
21:25 Elkmar [60]: dont u pissed, hangover and just died?
21:25 Elkmar [60]: wow
21:26 Dearest Departed [19]: damnit

Master Dark Seeker [8]: 20:33 You advanced in sword fighting.
Daimoniones [41]: 20:35 You advanced in something
Sobozios [20]: 20:35 You advanced in something else.

23:23 Quenative [78]: hello i'm small african boy
23:23 Quenative [78]: meat please
23:23 Pox Paladinen [145]: haha
23:23 Quenative [78]: or water

17:25 Kitxv [24]: szukam gildi bez podawania passow

21:20 Von Gogi: Buy bolts (0-500) msg me !!!
21:20 Luheguf the knight: i sell 0 bolts, offer?