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Kingdom Age will be released today!

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So it means tomorrow wont open because they are doing more fixes and things. "We're going to launch it when we think it should be onlin" this part shows that brasilian people changes like the weather!

I think you just translated at a bad way
What he means is that its going to be online when they have the certainty its ready, its not like they say "i launch when i want", its quite different, they are working hard to make sure everythign is ready and im sure they want it ready soon, just like us
 
@UP: It is.

Time to go to sleep listening to StuffYouShouldKnow podcasts lol.

BTW: Failures was viewing this thread for like 1/2 a hour and didn't post =((((

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YEY! I got some news guys. Gato manhoso, a moderator in the KA chat. Just told me, that the server will probably be on today. He told me that the hoster Thaigo, couldn't host it yesterday, because it was mothers day in Brasil (I think it was Brasil) And he told me that he will login today, so he can host it when he wakes up! :D
 
YEY! I got some news guys. Gato manhoso, a moderator in the KA chat. Just told me, that the server will probably be on today. He told me that the hoster Thaigo, couldn't host it yesterday, because it was mothers day in Brasil (I think it was Brasil) And he told me that he will login today, so he can host it when he wakes up! :D

Its the women's fault, it always is!
Anyway, I hope he wakes up soon :D
 
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Lets have some story writing, i'll start a story, then you guys will continue it.

Once upon a time, there was a hoster. But he was not any ordinary hoster, he was a hoster for the most awesome server ever; Kingdom Age. Everyone was happy around the world, because the staff, had just announced that it will be released in the weekend, but what they didn't know, was that the hoster was really tired, and didn't have time to host the OTserver during the release day, so he decided to wank in the toilet instead, to some brasilian porno. While he was having fun during the day, everyone was infront of their computer, waiting patiently... They waited, and waited all day. But he didn't get online, so people started to post in the forums. But they got no answer.

Now, everyone were sad, and the hoster was still just wanking. So the project leader, Mock, which had a fetish in bears, decided to... DO NOTHING! Because he was to tired to complain on the hoster, so he just went and studied some bearish (Bear language)

The next day, people were still complaining. So far deep in a cave, there lived an angry troll moderator, called NIRK which was acting like a little bitch ...
 
YEY! I got some news guys. Gato manhoso, a moderator in the KA chat. Just told me, that the server will probably be on today. He told me that the hoster Thaigo, couldn't host it yesterday, because it was mothers day in Brasil (I think it was Brasil) And he told me that he will login today, so he can host it when he wakes up! :D

It will open saturday or sunday I think. Why? because he's at the school so he cant host it at the morning. Until saturday I think we wont see a shit.
Mother's day? What a joke lol. I never celebrate it because it sucks as hell.
 
vitor:
Mock making new system of races!

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Thiagops is trying to contact with the team but nobody answering...
 
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Once upon a time, there was a hoster. But he was not any ordinary hoster, he was a hoster for the most awesome server ever; Kingdom Age. Everyone was happy around the world, because the staff, had just announced that it will be released in the weekend, but what they didn't know, was that the hoster was really tired, and didn't have time to host the OTserver during the release day, so he decided to wank in the toilet instead, to some brasilian fart porn. While he was having fun during the day, everyone was infront of their computer, waiting patiently... They waited, and waited all day. But he didn't get online, so people started to post in the forums. But they got no answer.

Now, everyone were sad, and the hoster was still just wanking. So the project leader, Mock, which had a fetish in bears, decided to... DO NOTHING! Because he was to tired to complain on the hoster, so he just went and studied some bearish (Bear language)

The next day, people were still complaining. So far deep in a cave, there lived an angry troll moderator, called NIRK which was acting like a little bitch ...
Edited cirtaboys story a bit
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