Post here your own Jokes!

[Delirium]

As the thread title says,post here your own jokes so we could have some good laugh.Here is mine:

A programmer started to cuss,because getting to sleep was a fuss.As he was laying there in bed,looping around in his head was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;

 

[Tenhum]

what did an apple said to a banana?

nothiiing becausee apples dont talk

XD

 

[Yew]

Why did the blonde try to fly?
Because she wanted to try her new tampon with wings