Your 1 April jokes!

[Xenios]

Tell us your 1 April fools jokes that you did or experienced today!

Remember keep it On-topic. ^_^

 

[Shyhaim]

First guy: what begins with N and ends with R that you don't want to call a black person.

Second guy: a... NIGGER?

First guy: NO YOU RACIST, a neighbour.

OISosiOSUosOSIosuiOSIosuiOUSIOusiusoiUSOI.

 

[Conficker]

I told my girlfriend that I decided to break up.

 

[Master-m]

I told my girlfriend that I decided to break up.

pwnd. I told my ex that I cheated on her with carneval^^. Now she doesn't know if its for real or a joke. Its the best date to tell =D.

 

[Dante]

pwnd. I told my ex that I cheated on her with carneval^^. Now she doesn't know if its for real or a joke. Its the best date to tell =D.

aajajjajaj XD

man i told my old exs dad that a guy in my class had sex with her

man he came and killed that guy almost lol ://

he is from albania aaaaaaaa omg faka he didnt know that its first april :/

 

[krille09]

_/ silentdefender

did some jokes on my sis, she can't do any on me couse she says "i'm not good to make jokes"

 

[Dante]

_/ silentdefender

did some jokes on my sis, she can't do any on me couse she says "i'm not good to make jokes"

ahhahah xD

this aint on april but i made a 29 years old dude cry lol

he sang on idol

i said you are good to be bad..

på svenska, du är bra på att vara dålig

känslig kille :/

 

[Artii]

Didn't experience any shit

 

[Hani]

I told my girlfriend that I decided to break up.

lolol. Jokes like that aren't even funny ;s

 

[ZoOorO]

Lol this 1 april blowed =<

 

[Dante]

lolol. Jokes like that aren't even funny ;s

because mikr0man said that to you? :S

 

[Hani]

lol?

 

[Dante]

lol?

<3 xD

 

[HolmaN]

I got pwned by my friend's mom. Her BF is racing in germany from time to time with his M3 wich I really edmire. And she wrote to me on facebook, about the car being sold and such. I didn't realice it untill she said "Finally somone who got pwned by me"

 

[loveinabottle]

xtreme-jumps had the best april fools xD

 

[Dante]

I got delayed to school, when i get in my mom was on entrance of my classroom (i was like wtf) telling to the classroom that i was dead LOL... and everybody gave her money HAHAHAHA then, she gets out and i get in and everybody was crying and then saw me and 3 girls was screaming while other people was bad for giving money.

My joke was: That woman is not my mother :S!

And my mother gave me 100 Dollars today yay!!

ej that aint nice man

wyxer gone from nob to bad nob (((

XD

 

[Deleted member 4527]

I told my mother that my gf was pregnant, you sould have seen her face, as if she wanted to faint xD

SirNuX~

 

[Master-m]

I told my mother that my gf was pregnant, you sould have seen her face, as if she wanted to faint xD

SirNuX~

A friend of mine did that aklso, I loaled so hard omg./xD

 

[Unbelievable]

I'd gave an old vacation ticket to my mum (a travel to paris for 2)
she was so happy, till the end I told her it was a april fool, lol, you should seen her face ^_'

 

[Master-m]

I'd gave an old vacation ticket to my mum (a travel to paris for 2)
she was so happy, till the end I told her it was a april fool, lol, you should seen her face ^_'

harsh