Rap Battles

[Ecstacy]

WEll,

There was some rap battling with amiroslo, _arthur and me in a thread,
but it was removed for being off-topic, so I decided to make a thread for this

There will be a highscore list showing how many time someone won or lost.

Rules:
- You can only go 1v1, you may give critism though.
- Write your own lyrics, so no copy and paste

I'll start.

This game is all about dissing,
We'll diss so hard, you'll run away jizzing.
Cry at yo' momma for the spoken words,
While we go on and smoke the herbs.
We so stoned we say no thing,
If it comes to smoking, I'm the king.
You better kneel down, prepare for the seed,
Just trust me, my weed is all you need.
I make you so stoned, you'll forget from where you came,
Now sit back, prepare, and start this game!

 

[strike95]

Very nice. I don't know really what to write in a song. xD
So this is my comment about this thread. xD gogogo can't wait for battles

 

[Ecstacy]

Very nice. I don't know really what to write in a song. xD
So this is my comment about this thread. xD gogogo can't wait for battles

Just write something and try to diss the opponent, if your opponent admit that he lost, you win + get on highscore list!

 

[Amoor]

amoor is back to fuck ya all, get of my way or i will bunch ya whore

 

[_Arthur]

amoor will soon be noo more
he can't get no whore can't get no boar
you aint hardcore, i am your conquistador
i just beat you in four, and i can give you some more

 

[strike95]

Battlin me again, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious
You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents,
You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it,
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet,
... idk more

 

[Amoor]

u beat me in 4 but u still a whore get off my way and ur rap bec its noting only a crap, man i though u can rap but u cannot get a life b4 u get so hot

 

[_Arthur]

u beat me in 4 but u still a whore get off my way and ur rap bec its noting only a crap, man i though u can rap but u cannot get a life b4 u get so hot

(does this mean I won, and next round?)

 

[Amoor]

nope continue

 

[strike95]

I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears,
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head,
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead,

 

[_Arthur]

I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears,
Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head,
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead,

that ain't your rhyme, don't even try to commit that crime,
tears? i'm the one everybody fears, just one leer
you'll never come near


Anyways, Unknown666, can you make copypasta illegal...

 

[Amoor]

strike95 is just a crap man get out bec u will never rap
this battle is not ur battle, its for me and arthur and not for who want a tackle

 

[strike95]

DD

I copypaste because i dont know to speak english very good. I know but when i write fast i mess me up so i dont know what im talking about

 

[Zysen]

Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skiis,
Over hills I go
Crashing into trees

The snow is turning red,
I think I'm nearly dead
And now I'm in the hospital
With stitches in my head
Hey! Jelly beans, jelly beans,
jelly beans all day,
Sugar levels through the roof
they don't know what to say,

Hey! Jelly beans, jelly beans,
I know I'm not okay,
So I'll keep eating jelly beans 'til my releasement day!

 

[Amoor]

dont copy paste if u are a noob, learn from the king and get a soup
if you still think that u cant, then get out of the battle b4 u get pwned

 

[Amoor]

Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skiis,
Over hills I go
Crashing into trees

The snow is turning red,
I think I'm nearly dead
And now I'm in the hospital
With stitches in my head
Hey! Jelly beans, jelly beans,
jelly beans all day,
Sugar levels through the roof
they don't know what to say,

Hey! Jelly beans, jelly beans,
I know I'm not okay,
So I'll keep eating jelly beans 'til my releasement day!

jingle bells song edited -.-

 

[strike95]

"dont copy paste if u are a noob"???

So i paste and im not noob
You just get pwned, naa me

 

[Amoor]

u think u rnt noob but sorry u r, get a life or go to the bar.
i think you are a noob and so he do, if u dont bealive then get a POOO

 

[_Arthur]

u think u rnt noob but sorry u r, get a life or go to the bar.
i think you are a noob and so he do, if u dont bealive then get a POOO

why the fuck do you talk about poo
i really pity da foo
yeah, i'm talking about you, you're way overdue
get the fuck back to the zoo, hang with your crew

 

[hodleo]

DD

I copypaste because i dont know to speak english very good. I know but when i write fast i mess me up so i dont know what im talking about

Stay ontopic.

Rules:
- You can only go 1v1, you may give critism though.

Also, you should know it's not copy-paste rap, if you can't write it by your own, reserve your right to post.