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Yo Momma! [tibia version]

Yo Moma is so dumb that she thaught DHQ stood for Dumb Hoe Questions.
 
Yo Moma is so fat that she need to eat 5 demons before Tibia says "You are full"
 
You're mom is so fat that when she enters the boat of liberty bay, it will sink.
 
Yo Moma is so fat that CipSoft asked her if they could copy the look of her, to play the Cyclops Smith.

Yo Moma is so Dumb that when she passes a road in tibia, she waits for the cars to pass.

Aff, I "Moma'ed" myself xD

Yo Moma is so fat, so she asked CipSoft is she could play a "whale" ingame Tibia. (You see a whale, It weighs 276800oz.)

Sry tripple, no time to wait untill someone writes
 
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Neon said:
Yo Moma is so fat, so she asked CipSoft is she could play a "whale" ingame Tibia. (You see a whale, It weighs 2800oz.)
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A whale is 2800oz? xD I think it should be 28000000oz ^,^

Yo momma is so dumb that she askes a friend to drive her to the airport so she could fly to Edron!
 
Yo momma so stupid she thought a Gm was a monster so she try to attack him
 
Yo momma is so big that when she poops the whole tibia world will be filled with pool of poop xD
 
Yo momma is so dumb that she msg the gms and use Ctrl+r And says How i Get Cracker For tibiabot Ng??and how i do cavebot?
 
Yo' moma's so big and fat that when she decided to try out the new swimming system, edron got swallowed by the ocean and was uninhabitable for several days.

Yo' moma's so fat it took CIP serveral days to sprite a crane capable of lifting her out of the ocean to make edron visitable again.

Yo' moma's so fat she could never leave rook town, the bridge wouldnt support her weight.

Yo' moma's so fat she got banned from tibia cause she broke the premmy bridge everytime she tried crossing it.

Yo' moma's so stupid she keeps on rightclicking trees to get fruit, just because the bushes gives berries.

Yo' moma's so stupid she demands that the NPC's safe-trade her whenever she buys/sells anything.

Yo' moma's so stupid she walked into bank of tibia wanting a creditcard so she can buy tibia prem time.

Yo' moma's so ugly that cip once offered her the job of beeing a member of the Ruthless Seven, representing the hell circle "Ugly".

Yo' moma's so ugly she once got asked out on a date by a braindeath.

Yo' moma's so old she used to give Uman spankings whenever he tried stealing apples from her backyard.

Yo' moma's so ugly she once made a demon cry, as the demon accidently burned her armor away leaving her naked.

Yo' moma's so fat she carries her backpack in the ammo slot cause she cant fit it around her back.

Yo' moma's so ugly she caused several gm's to quit... reason? They teleported to her.

Yo' moma's so ugly she once escaped banning by flashing the GM's on gm island.

Yo' moma's so ugly she got banned for hacking, reason? She cleared annihilator solo by teleporting to it naked.

Yo' moma's so fat she cant hunt in darashia cause whenever she leaves town she sinks into the sand and dies.

Yo' moma's so old that her account number is 1.

Yo' moma's so dumb she once asked a GM which quest gives "GM outfit".

Yo' moma's so dumb she once met a GOD and the first thing she asked was "So, how's Jesus?".

Yo' moma's so dumb she once got an "F" in the tibia rook tutorial.

Yo' moma's so dumb and fat she tried killing roaches by walking over them... and succeeded.

Yo' moma's so fat CIP has granted her 1000 extra item slots in depot, so that she can fit her daily food ration inside of it.

Yo' moma's so fat CIP had to remake all the armor shops, they now offer "Regular size armor" and "Big momma size armor".

Yo' moma's so ugly she got banned from Carlin, cause they though she "looked TOO much like a man".

Yo' moma's so fat she cant use boats even though she got prem, shes simply too fat.

Yo' moma's so fat she can PK on servers without consequences, her sprite is too big for the skull icon to show.

Yo' moma's so fat she is never invited to party hunts, cause she takes up all the space in the battle window.

Yo' moma's so fat she dosnt need any armor, her body-fat has ten times more armor than MPA.

Yo' moma's so fat she dosnt need a backpack, she just stores the item in a skin-fold.

Yo' moma's so fat that she is the reason why CIP uses "Cap" instead of "Weight", they once tried to implement it, but when they came to her character in the database, the server crashed with an "Out of memory" error trying to calculate her weight.

Yo' moma's so dumb she ate disintegrate-runes trying to loose weight.

Yo' moma's so dumb she once tried to heal herself with an SD... and it worked.

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That's all i can think of now... might post some more later... =P
 
Yo mamas so poor , when you see her push an empty bag, you ask her "why are you pushing an empty bag?" She Answers: "Im Moving Out"
 
Natoz said:
Yo mamas so poor , when you see her push an empty bag, you ask her "why are you pushing an empty bag?" She Answers: "Im Moving Out"
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ROFL, good one

Yo momma is so sexy, she makes Knightmares dick wet by telling him pervert things about Guido



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Yo Momma is so Short, she didnt even reached up to a blueberry bush in rookgard.
 
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