The BRs a.k.a "The Fags" - 65% of the players are BR, it's the 1st biggest Tibia disease. The annual Tibia IQ test shows that most BRs are not very smart, with average IQ of 60. They're many, and always in huge packs, what make the PLs, SWEs and USAs think they're just a bunch of n00bs. Most Brazillians hang around asking "BR?" all day, thinks that speaking portuguese is an obligation for every non-BR player. If you answer a "BR?" with a "no", get sure they'll kill you.
The PLs - 25% of players and 2nd biggest Tibia group, fuck you angole. They're European, Slav lang speaking. The may be fewer, but their lack of cleverness do compensate it. Don't try speaking English, Portuguese, German or Japanese with them, they will always answer "pl?" or "tak" or "daj cos" or "spierdalaj" or "opihaf oishfosa ad09eh fsadioah ?" There are some myths about "the cousin-in-law of the uncle of my neighbour saw a clever PL!", but don't get it serious, it's a damn bastard lie! The fact is that most of Hlvls are PL, and they just usualy own USAs and SWEs. They are working on Nonsensopedia, one and only advisable wiki encyclopedia in Poland.
The SWEs - So dumb as the PLs and BRs, but at least they can spell something in English, or fake they aren't soooo dumbs. They usually pack up with their fellow countrymans, so they don´t show up too much. Most of the HL (High Levels) of the game are made of these. About 7% of players.
The USAs - The other 3% of Tibia players are them, and are in the game like in real life: dumb, narrowminded, "skinny", love anything thats on a stick, lazy, hate anything that isn't American and often smart seeders. They will call anyone who talks to them "n00bs"; and they call "Chicano (what ever that means)" anyone from Central or South America (and they end being PKlized by Brazilians for this). They're a small amount of the players, yet they think they have any rights on it (wtf?). They usualy don't pass beginner island.
Nerds - These make up the remaining 3% of the game (They managed to break the 100% barrier).
Me - Well, this sucks. (-10%)
Buttsex - Mmmmm.
Nerds in Tibia are often the high levels of the game. Hell, They are pretty much the only high levels in the game. They have an incredible intelligence, but only speak to other nerds about [player]Star Trek[/player], how hot [player]Your Mom[/player] is and messaging her Tibia. They are the only ones who pay for the game, and when asked "Why dont you play WoW or EQ?", they will answer "Because i'm too busy doing your mom....". And unfortunately this proves to be correct in 95% of the cases (5% of which is buttsex).
