Clay the Hippy
Active Member
Heres what I think tibia 8.2 will be like:
(Warning: I use big words. Stupid people may be confused to the point of death.)
"As many of you noticed during the 8.1 client, there were alot of problems. Heres how we're going to fix them.
To prevent botting, we have tooken radical action. We REMOVED every monster exept DEMONS, ORSHABAALS, and FERUMBRAS. People cant bot monsters they cant kill.
To prevent magebombings, we have deleted and ip banned every previous player. This way everyone will be in such a rush to reclaim their lvls they wont have time to make magebomb chars.
To prevent player happiness, we have removed the skill system. We started the job by adding level requirements on weapons and runes, and now we're finishing it with this. Now everyone must spend their entire time hunting. If you stand still for more than 5 secs then you will be auto banned forever.
We have also put walls blocking the exits to the cities, and added Morgaroth spawns outside the dp, to reduce the size of the map so we can store more porn without our mommies catching us. That would be sad, because our mommies run our lives.
We have removed all the spells, because they made our brains hurt when we tried to think of new ones .
We hope you enjoy our game and BUY MORE PREMIUMS OR WE'LL FIND YOU IN RL AND BAN YOU."
-insert pixely art here-
(Warning: I use big words. Stupid people may be confused to the point of death.)
"As many of you noticed during the 8.1 client, there were alot of problems. Heres how we're going to fix them.
To prevent botting, we have tooken radical action. We REMOVED every monster exept DEMONS, ORSHABAALS, and FERUMBRAS. People cant bot monsters they cant kill.
To prevent magebombings, we have deleted and ip banned every previous player. This way everyone will be in such a rush to reclaim their lvls they wont have time to make magebomb chars.
To prevent player happiness, we have removed the skill system. We started the job by adding level requirements on weapons and runes, and now we're finishing it with this. Now everyone must spend their entire time hunting. If you stand still for more than 5 secs then you will be auto banned forever.
We have also put walls blocking the exits to the cities, and added Morgaroth spawns outside the dp, to reduce the size of the map so we can store more porn without our mommies catching us. That would be sad, because our mommies run our lives.
We have removed all the spells, because they made our brains hurt when we tried to think of new ones .
We hope you enjoy our game and BUY MORE PREMIUMS OR WE'LL FIND YOU IN RL AND BAN YOU."
-insert pixely art here-
